Now we have one more place to keep flooding people's inboxes(?) with unwanted, meaningless forwards. I was a part of this, at some point of time. Like 9th standard(there you go Kaushik!). And then wham it finally got through.

If for wishes and dreams to come true, all I had to do was forward a piece of e-junk, why is the world still not a better place to live in? Why aren't people all happy? barf. That's all I have to say. Sthupit people.

Also, it sort felt better to have gotten rid of all that junk from my life. It's a small piece, but yeah. Same thing with Orkut. It's crazy. It has its advantages.. I've found friends I'd lost touch with.. from school days. What's useless is joining a few hundred communities, and not being an active participant in any of them, starting and joining communities like 'I hate India' and 'I hate Pak'.. like there wasn't enough hatred in the world already... I mean seriously, go save the world or something rather than doing this. Like I was telling my sis the other day, it clutters up your aura.

But this one was too good to resist! I want to thank all my friends and other unknown people who have forwarded chain letters to me in 2003, 2004 & 2005 and 2006.

Because of your kindness :

I stopped drinking Coca-Cola after I found out that it's good only for removing toilet stains.

I stopped going to the movies for fear of sitting on a needle infected with AIDS.

I smell like a wet dog since I stopped using deodorants because they cause cancer.

I also stopped answering the phone for fear that they may ask me to dial a stupid number and then I get a phone bill from hell with calls to Uganda,Singapore and Tokyo.

I decided I didn't want to be a nun after all, thanks to those what guys really want/what guys are really like mails. I'm forever indebted.

I also stopped drinking water outside for fear that I will get sick from the rat shit and urine.

When I go to parties, I don't look at any girl, no matter how hot she is, for fear that she will take me to a hotel, drug me, then take my kidneys and leave me taking a nap in a bathtub full of ice.

I also donated all my savings to the Amy Bruce account. A sick girl that was about to die in the hospital about 7,000 times.
(Poor girl! she's been 7 since 1993...)

My free Nokia phone never arrived and neither did the free passes for a paid vacation to Disneyland.

Made some Hundred wishes before forwarding those Dalai Lama, Ganesh Vandana, Tirupathi Balaji pics etc..
Now most of those "Wishes" are already married (to someone else)!

If ORKUT deletes my account, it doesn't matter BUT PLEASE DON'T SEND me "Orkut is deleting accounts: Due to sudden rush..." Otherwise I'll delete my E-Mail account!

IMPORTANT NOTE:
If you do not send this e-mail to at least 913760 people in the next 10 seconds, a bird will shit on your head today at 6:30 p.m.

Heylos people. The reason I was in such a rush yesterday was cuz I was on my way to Tirupathi. Since the day my dad discovered the South, it's been his wish to visit the place, and finally, finally, it came true. I was wary of the trip after my experience with the Kancheepuram temples earlier this year. Plus, for some unknown reason I just wanted to be at home.

The temple is actually in Tirumala, which is on top of a hill. From the moment you start your climb upwards, it's hard to believe your still in India. There are no writings on rocks, no people stopping to take leaks and the roads are so damn well kept. And that's not it, even once you reach the top, you find very very little litter around. And there are toilets, clean toilets everywhere.

Thankfully, the place wasn't too crowded, cuz of diwali I guess. The darshan was at 4 something today morning. So we left our rooms at 3!! Which means we were up at 2 getting ready. That's my normal bedtime. To think. People go crazy in there. The amount of faith they had, astonished me. And the lenghts people go through. I tto went for the paid one, so I didn't stand in q s for six hours and all in the line that goes on and on and on. And on. People stand for hours together, no matter what time of the day. At stretches you even have to run. It was funny in a way.

I'm back finally. Still in a muddle. But that's k. People have it worse. I hate that sentence actually. It makes me feel guilty about feeling down. Yep, I'm still me :)

Hope you all had a wonderful and safe diwali. May the year ahead bring you all loads of luck, love and joy!

Yours forever sthupitly.

I was just on my way out.. so your in luck. Here's wishing all of you a bery bery safe and happy diwali.

Hope the lamps light up your life.

Lotsaluv and may God bless.

Yours forever sthupitly.