If for wishes and dreams to come true, all I had to do was forward a piece of e-junk, why is the world still not a better place to live in? Why aren't people all happy? barf. That's all I have to say. Sthupit people.
Also, it sort felt better to have gotten rid of all that junk from my life. It's a small piece, but yeah. Same thing with Orkut. It's crazy. It has its advantages.. I've found friends I'd lost touch with.. from school days. What's useless is joining a few hundred communities, and not being an active participant in any of them, starting and joining communities like 'I hate India' and 'I hate Pak'.. like there wasn't enough hatred in the world already... I mean seriously, go save the world or something rather than doing this. Like I was telling my sis the other day, it clutters up your aura.
But this one was too good to resist! I want to thank all my friends and other unknown people who have forwarded chain letters to me in 2003, 2004 & 2005 and 2006.
Because of your kindness :
I stopped drinking Coca-Cola after I found out that it's good only for removing toilet stains.
I stopped going to the movies for fear of sitting on a needle infected with AIDS.
I smell like a wet dog since I stopped using deodorants because they cause cancer.
I also stopped answering the phone for fear that they may ask me to dial a stupid number and then I get a phone bill from hell with calls to Uganda,Singapore and Tokyo.
I decided I didn't want to be a nun after all, thanks to those what guys really want/what guys are really like mails. I'm forever indebted.
I also stopped drinking water outside for fear that I will get sick from the rat shit and urine.
When I go to parties, I don't look at any girl, no matter how hot she is, for fear that she will take me to a hotel, drug me, then take my kidneys and leave me taking a nap in a bathtub full of ice.
I also donated all my savings to the Amy Bruce account. A sick girl that was about to die in the hospital about 7,000 times.
(Poor girl! she's been 7 since 1993...)
My free Nokia phone never arrived and neither did the free passes for a paid vacation to Disneyland.
Made some Hundred wishes before forwarding those Dalai Lama, Ganesh Vandana, Tirupathi Balaji pics etc..
Now most of those "Wishes" are already married (to someone else)!
If ORKUT deletes my account, it doesn't matter BUT PLEASE DON'T SEND me "Orkut is deleting accounts: Due to sudden rush..." Otherwise I'll delete my E-Mail account!
IMPORTANT NOTE:
If you do not send this e-mail to at least 913760 people in the next 10 seconds, a bird will shit on your head today at 6:30 p.m.
hahahaha...something good after sucha long time and after repeated posts on lice, rain and lots of other junk
Lol.. :) I just delete most forwards...
lol
nothing else to say eh?
Just got back frm pondy... wierd place where u have these typically tamil looking people talking away in pure accented french... really ate my head...
And the booze dint help either :P
ANyways me just got back so me gonna sleep..
Tc
RYtHwIn
ROFL.but i totally agree!completely.
oh n i will remember to stay indoors after 6 today:):)
you take care,
oh and today has been declared holiday thanks to rain!!!!!!!!!!!
:):)
the only sad part is that we've got exams coming up:( soon:(
cheers
sona
@saranya : really? I seem to remember that most of the forwards that end up in my mailbox are from you...
I'll agree that there are some forwards that are intellectually challenging, but an occurrence rate of 5 in a 1000 is not enough for me to read each one so that I can find "The One"
Amen to that post.. amen ... not that i believe in that.. it just sounds right here =P haha tata~
peace love empathy
Gr8 blog...keep it up shtupit!
its absolutely ridiculous what most of them contain...for instance deodrants don't cause cancers and you won't get infected if ya sat on an exposed needle(one thats been left in the open for sometime).
but yea..who's got the time to tell everyone...so rather i use my delete button rather effectively.
@sis: jeez sis, did i not teach you the meaning of being discrete! :)
@saranya: hey! i get so many from you :)
@Ry: interesting. great you had a good time, hope you slept like a baby.
@sona: yes, exams are HERE. and two project submissions before friday too. May the force be with you. and me.
@sykora: chrue. it's bery difficult to find them. and some of them ARE fun, you won't hear any arguements from me. But these days it's a rarity to FIND one i haven't already read before.
@(some weird thing done to 'm'): you like the forwards trashing your inbox or you believe in alll the send to 10 people in 15 minutes and your crush will call/ kiss you?
@ankur: umm. thanks. it's my humble abode. or torture chamber. take your pick.
@navneet: i dunno abt the needle and aids thing, still trying to figure out what the truth really is.
Thankus for bisiting guys, lotsaluv!
Yours forever sthupitly.
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@Sykora and Preethika..
Ahem..I do delete most forwards, you wouldn't believe the number of 'em I get.:) But, I agree that I do send over a few... the somebody needs blood, something or the info about needle infecting... Whether its right or not. Its just that I sometimes get the thought that 'what if something happens/doesn't happen to someone because of something that I didn't do.' I'm not quite sure if that's right or wrong.:)Sorry if that annoys you.. Anyway, you have no choice but to bear with me:P
@saranya: hey! i know the feeling. and i was just pulling your leg. kapeesth?
i have ths awesome "R" rated email that i send out to anybody who sends me those idiotic forwards :))
it work 90% of the time.... i never got another forward from the same person again!!
Hmm, interesting..:) And PK, I was just clarifying my point...:)
lol i wanna clarify this further
"@ankur: umm. thanks. it's my humble abode. or torture chamber. take your pick."
you should have said " my humble abode and others' tortue chamber" :P
j/k and yea tnx i slept like a baby.. or rather a very very large baby..
Rythwin
@ay: aah so you do remeber us. this mail i HAVE got to see.
@saranya: as long as you didn't take it badly, alls well.
@Ry: news flash: same difference.
Thankus for bisting guys, lotsaluv,
Yours forever sthupitly.
ofcourse i do remember everybody and i visit ur blog all the time..... just too lazy to comment.. unlike other people who have completely stopped visiting my blog :p
will forward that email to u....
oi mistar... i visit, i read, but dunno what to say cuz all those mushy mushy posts are for your love, who doesn't even know she is THE ONE.
:P
Yours forever sthupitly.
right!!! like the post i had about hemant kumar and the one i had about being homesick.....
they are all for her and mines'a not a blog anymore..... just cant get it into my head.... the moment i do, maybe i'll just delete the blog!!!!
:(