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" By three methods we may learn wisdom: First, by reflection, which is noblest; Second, by imitation, which is easiest; and third by experience, which is the bitterest."

what can i say!!??

My latest English prof thinks we are in 9th grade.

We read ONE page, i.e.,precisely around 150 lines. And to be even more precise, he reads, we snore.

Imagine sitting in college lecture, and hearing your prof read out every line, no less than two times, for 2 hours.

What's better..?? He wanted us to tell him the difference between a bull and a bullock. Since we were all busy sleeping, he answered this question, like all those before and after this, by himself.

"A bullock is a castrated bull."

"That is...they castrate a bull and then it is called a bullock.."

I've already mentioned that he thinks of us as 9th grade students. So, obviously we don't know the meaning of "castrated".

"So, a bull after castration is called a bullock.."

..say it one more time and you'll be the one pulling carts with full attention

"So, a bullock is a castrated bull. They have to..umm..casterate the bull so as to make it more meek and docile. Otherwise it keeps running off to have sex all the time."

Now he has our attention. A prof had used the three letter s word. He must have realised what he'd said so with and embarassed laugh he further goes on to explain,

"So you all know what castration is, do you not? Most of you come from villages, you must have seen it. We all know what it is, but can't say it..."

Another nervous laugh follows..

"They castrate the bull before they use them to pull carts. So, that they don't have excessive urges."

..that's the 12th time he's tried to explain what casteration is.. and he's killing me..so..

..To my neighbors I annonce, "They slice of the bull's damn balls to make him docile, meek and less prone to obsessive sexual urges so that it can concentrate solely on pulling the cart. Now get over it, will ya?"

Question of the day: What's the diff between a man and a bull?? :)
Read More 18 comments | Posted by Sthupit Girl

18 comments

  1. Anonymous on Thu Jan 12, 08:48:00 PM GMT+5:30

    lol
    A]castrating men is an offence and for bulls it isnt!!

     
  2. Anonymous on Thu Jan 12, 09:18:00 PM GMT+5:30

    hmmm lets see...they stopped castrating men for the church choir, since they found that women could do the ignonimous job with less pay???

    maybe the next time he starts off like this...it's time for someone to ask him a question

     
  3. Viewer on Fri Jan 13, 01:56:00 AM GMT+5:30

    Well some proffesors are real boring.. Cant help it !

     
  4. Kaushik on Fri Jan 13, 03:28:00 PM GMT+5:30

    A) You don't castrate men so they can pull your cart.

    Koze

     
  5. Aashirwad Viswanathan Anand on Fri Jan 13, 05:04:00 PM GMT+5:30

    Let's just say that your prof. doesn't have the balls to say it...

     
  6. Sthupit Girl on Sat Jan 14, 05:58:00 PM GMT+5:30

    @sis: hahaha.. thanks!

    @ navneet: church choir? good one. just keep praying that you and i don't go to the same church and that i'm never in dire need of money :)

    @dpak: hey! long time no see... thanks for coming by.

    @viewer: tell me about it.. i'm going to write up a dialogue of this prof's classes... :)

    @kaushik: i thot the same thing too!! lol.

    @aash: i hope the pun was intended ;)

    thanks for visitng guys! lv ya!

     
  7. Jitterplate on Sat Jan 14, 09:42:00 PM GMT+5:30

    ooh! we're doing man and bull differences?

    I see none.

    oh man and bull castrating differences, then,

    I still see none.

     
  8. Jitterplate on Sat Jan 14, 09:43:00 PM GMT+5:30

    ooh, i thought of one!

    Its unfair to castrate bulls because they don't make dildos for the female of the species.

     
  9. the Monk on Sun Jan 15, 12:24:00 AM GMT+5:30

    can I join your college?thank you for this post...

     
  10. nandini on Sun Jan 15, 05:11:00 AM GMT+5:30

    *hooting with laughter*... reminds me of the time a classmate of mine asked the English teacher what an aphrodasiac is...:D

     
  11. Sthupit Girl on Sun Jan 15, 09:46:00 AM GMT+5:30

    @amelie: good one. i was hoping someone wud get on to the right track ;)

    @nandini: lol..what'd ur teacher say?

    @the monk: u DO NOT want to join my college... prestigious n all it is but its full of geeks +me. :)

    ..thanks for visitng guys!

     
  12. Shishir on Sun Jan 15, 08:26:00 PM GMT+5:30

    The difference between man and bull can be observed when people say the 4 letter 's' word.

    When people palinly say the 4 letter 's' word, they are talkin about human 4 letter 's' word.

    But if u were to talk about a bull's 4 letter 's' word, u would specify the kind of 4 letter 's' word.

    Hence the default 4 letter 's' word belongs to humans though bulls are strong competitors.

    ... that's one difference i could think of.

     
  13. Kaushik on Mon Jan 16, 05:53:00 PM GMT+5:30

    Also, considering the country you are in, I think 9th standard is more accurate than "9th grade".

    Kaushik

     
  14. Sthupit Girl on Mon Jan 16, 08:48:00 PM GMT+5:30

    haha.. gotchya! i was waiting for you to point that out.

    im disappointed.

    i've done that in i think 5 posts now, and you've just pointed it out.

     
  15. Jagadish on Fri Jan 20, 04:26:00 AM GMT+5:30

    hahahahaa funny post :)...got me back to my college days ;)..

    you write well...good work :)

     
  16. Sthupit Girl on Fri Jan 20, 08:40:00 PM GMT+5:30

    thanks jagadish... we all have our moments.

    'hope to see you again..

     
  17. My ID not me on Wed Jan 25, 04:09:00 PM GMT+5:30

    Castrating a man makes a Eunuch (chhakka) who is more dangerous than a man, while a castrated bull is more docile.

    U seem 2 b smart.. i never knew this in class 9

     
  18. Sthupit Girl on Thu Jan 26, 07:23:00 PM GMT+5:30

    9th grade??

     


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