As usual, time just flew out of the window (damn!!). The first half of the conversation centered around how good it was to just be there with everyone. The second part was spent recollecting the good ol' days in school. Speaking of which... since we were at Coffee Day a very interestingly funny(huh) incident was recollected(double huh). My Biology teacher, out of the goodness for her heart and her worry for our parent's pockets, felt compelled to give us some free advice. I will refer to her as Mrs.B. I, out of the goodness of my heart and the worry for your parent's and your pockets, will repeat her words of wisdom to you.
ahem ahem.
There was a Coffee Shop stall at college during Kalanjali (a culutral fest held by my school). It was one of those high funda coffee shops where every coffee costs nothing less that a 100 bucks and the coushins on the couches are meant for fighting with. A few of my friends and I got together and went to Mrs.B demanding to be treated for the two months of hard work we had put into making the fest a success, at the Coffee Shop. So, she says... with a huff and a puff:
"Come I will treat you to something better." Picking up a cup lying on her table she says..
"Watch are you wanting to have this yemeraaald ice for,men? This 2 rupees caaffee is the bestch..."
For those of you geniuses who think you are well versed in English, this is for your help:
Watch==> What
yemeraald ice==> Emerald Ice (name of the drink)
men==> man
caaffee==>coffee
bestch==>best
So, we all decide on Cappuccino, the simplest and the bestchest (ahem), coffee we could find there. The last half of our conversations centered around college life. And how, we each contributed to the worldly cause of harassing a teacher. And ofcourse, to the world, by spreading smiles. This one's for you to smile...
A teacher while trying to explain the parts of a plumbing machine said,
"This is the female part and this is the male part. Now who will tell me how you differentiate between the two?"
All us intelligent students kept mum, for the teachers, according to us, deserve their share of "shining moments". And this one glowed the brightest. Why? Because..
"Well, I'll tell you. You see the male part has a screw like projection that points out."
Going on with the lesson... not on the human anatomy..plumbing... keep focused people!
"Now, you join the male and female parts. Does anyone have any idea what you do after that??"
Again, we allow him to shine...
"You... give it a shake."
So, this was a class on...?? Plumbing. People don't lose focus ya!!!
...can't think of anything more to say... but, smile..!! tomorrow's going to be worse!
lotsaluv!
oh. my. GOD!
you have one bunch of WEIRD teachers.
and somehow we only tend to remember such weird teachers when we meet up with old classmates anyway. imagine a get-together where we DIDN"T have any weird teachers to talk about... life as we know it would keep time company and waltz out the window..
hahah very true. I wudnt call them weird. they have their moments though.
Thanks for coming by!!
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nice..nuthin NEW to me with "cheri" or "um" or ne of those STUPID nicknames v keep giving her said during one of her class " the train took off in the air against gravity"...and all the "yels", "yems" and "yens" of our math teacher..ahem...
hehe...betchya nt suprised sis!!
I have no doubt who Ms.B is.
hahahaha!
Kaushik
lately she's planing to go on a "dietch" because i told her she'd put on weight!!
;)
hey i live with those teachers 7 hours a day 5 days a week!!
Juventud
"watch are you gurls standing in the baalKony and sighting down at the boys with the faans rotating round and round in the claasrooms??"
damn good.. plenty of em in school. damn! i miss that for some reason(though there's no lack of that in coll.) oo btw in the previous entry spelling mistake.
aroung
me2..with UM..torture..ULTIMATE...god ACTUALLY felt bad for me so no Ms.B
hehe that makes me glad. and i am gryfandor... and here i thought the harsher portions of myself would doom me to being slytherin
i belong to gryfindor....YIPEE!!!!
ha ha Brock...!! Ravenclaw!!
Lokon, way to go!
But ur more unfortunate than Brock, 'cuz you've got me to put up with ;)
thanks so much for visitng everybody!
today my math teacher said..." i dont know, u troubles him or him tuobles her..but i knoe you troubles me"
troubles*
you had 3 halves to your conversation? Anyway, there's this math teacher here who goes "If you do not come the monday with signature the parents on the test marrk, I vill cut the seero marrk from yuvar final yeggjam"
LOL...good one..math teachers have a superb sense of humor!!!
@nr- haha!! looks like i missed my calling. Ive got being-a-math-teacher in my blood!! that looks like an awfully complicated statement but loks very much like what rr sir would say. Thanks for dropping in!
@sis- Mentally Affected Teacher Harassing Student, is what a math teacher stands for..!!