Q : So what did you do as a member of these clubs ( at Cambridge ) ?
Hugh Grant : Oh we drank.
Q : You mean, it was drinking club? You guys just drank?
Grant : No no... well, we drank. And we... ummm.. there was drinking, and there was fornicating. Yes, that's what we did.
*silence*
*applause*
*more applause*
Q : Were women allowed in these sessions?
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Talking about a well rehearsed speech...
I am glad to be here tonight, representing this amazing brand. I am honoured to have been chosen as a brand ambassador for this lovely brand name. They are such lovely people, and it's a pleasure to be representing them. They aren't only lovely people, they're also amazing business men. It's an honour to be here tonight representing these lovely people and amazing business men. What's more, they are known for their quality. It's an absolute pleasure to be here tonight, standing as a presentative for these lovely people, amazing business men and quality perfectionists.... You get the point, right? You DO get the point, don't you?? *pained expression*
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Professors and the art of articulation -
*blah blah blah* Yes, that's what we are looking for - satisfiction. You are the very very bad developer if you can't gives your customer satisfiction. Satisfiction is very very more importance. It is in every field of lives. I satisfy my wife. And in the same way developer should gives the satisfiction to the customer. *absolutely no idea what came after this*
P.S. Yeah, that's how he spelt it. This is one of the few words, I don't have to worry about about spelling incorrectly.
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Something s just leave you speechless. English is that kind of a language. You oft come across stuff, that makes you stop. Pause. And think.
- Another word for thesaurus, please?
- The flattening of underwear with pleasure, is the job of the chambersmaid.
- Ad for donkey rides : Wouldn't you like to ride your own ass?
- A laundry advertises : Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a great time.
After giving such things some thought, go ahead with your life. With a sense of having been given something priceless (I almost said worthless, for a second there ; )).
The biggest smile.
Great day and all that!
jwrppaiBIGGER SMILE =D!
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lol :D Nice to see the funny bone juggling back into place ;)
But you never did mention...did the ladies come to those clubs? :)
And,well,the laundry sounds like apretty interesting place ;)
well they were fornicating.. i assume the girls were there... werent they!??!
and you call this humour?? no wonder i've never found anything funny on this blog
go raise your bar and give me a call when you're done :)
@ m : good for you! *at a loss of words*
@ m(again) : Aah. Figured, you were too happy to write ;)
@ a : Hahaha.. apparently, they did. Thank God.
@ nav : Barf. Oh shoo. I liked it, when I read it, if you didn't go take a hike. *pats self on back, for being brave* Meano.
Thanks for dropping by you guys!
Yours forever sthupitly.
lol! worth a smile!
Wouldn't you like to ride your own ass?
OK... will think about it! :P
hahahaha
there are a few more..
lik let the atmosphere come into the room...
the principal just passed away 4m the corridoor!!!
u r good!!
hhhaa!!