"Land cannot perform cultivation" bravo!!
"Not causing any use"..As opposed to?
"Human rate is increasing day by day" ...jeez thanks for clearing that one out!
"I am going to suicide myself." Oh please don't sweetie..
"It is going to produce you something" How will I ever thank you??
"Humans are building buildings." I wonder what's wrong with this one?
"No more human generation will take place." WHAT?? why?? HOW?? They can't do such a thing!!
"Do you have a group family attitude?" You don't have it dude... how about joint family attitude?? no?? Ushlesh.
"What type of consumers do they consume?" I really do wonder... it's been keeping me up for nights..
"It can be a flora or a fauna." Oh yeah???!! Well, there you go..!!
"It is a question mark of whether the human being will survive or not." What? No exclaimation mark?
"We have both kinds of two deserts." Is that like saying, "I have two daughters, both are girls?"
"A slope is called a slope because it is sloping." Eureka!!
"The angle between two perpendicular lines is 90 degrees." And the Noble Prize goes to..??
"That's how long I've been doing IT" Mistar, I hate to break this to you.. but I really don't wanna know what 'IT' you've been doing.
"The rate of change is changing along this part." Am I glad!!
"It is not an easy joke." Oh dear! What a shame.
You look at the question and you think ,"How do I do here is.." eeerr.. errr...
And what comes to mind is :
Lives of great men all remind us,
We can make our lives sublime,
And departing, leave behind us,
Footprints on the sands of time.
You're doing an awesome job without even trying!! Keep it up :) Lotsaluv!
i once read somewhere..."a nation can only get as good as its teachers", and seeing what you've put up here...i shudder to think what'll happen to our sweet motherland *sniff*
i don't see what's wrong with those sentences....
Haha, these are classic. Do you write these down? Anusha Shankar and I used to write down as many of Shobha Miss's sayings as we could "very very faster", or "the temperature of the scrotum is 2 degrees C". That was hilarious. A lot of girls were a little puzzled by that one. Anyway, before I become more inappropriate, this was really funny.
By the way, it's the NoBEL prize.
Kaushik
Lol..I return with the most pointless post ever so please do take the time to visit...
Ninju ..
what about the famous open the window let the atmosphere come in... And of course Pt sir's ..Cheech aff the cheech's...(switch of the switches)
Or blood is bleeding...
LOL.. Brilliant set.. hehe.. best was at an exam
" the bell will be ringin up then u can start ur exam".. WAT?? where u get my phone no. from?? :D:D:D..
@navneet: oi what sniff and all.. this is all that keeps you awake through 2 hour lectures.
@amelie: just between you and me, they're absolutely perfectly correct. that's why i put them. :)
@koze: i remember i remember.. i have got to find my old books. she was the bestch. thankus.
@ninju: tooo true.
@ninju(again): everyone knows abt those but these are new, that's why. he's not PT sir, he's Phi T sir ya. what men..
@freaky chakra: c'mon... i mean before your prof put it in that way, would you have EVEN thought abt such a thought? huh? huh?
@vishal: tring tring
@bangaloreguy: yay!!
@guru: thankus.
Thanks for visitng guys. Old guys and new guys both.
God bless!
PATSHALLA?? WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO GOOD OL QUEST FOR THOUGHT