So, most of the time, when I'm dragged from shop to shop, comaring prices and stuff, I tend to let my creative side take over. Here's a few things to do :
1) Pick up boxes of condoms and place them randomly in other shoppers shopping baskets. There's some pretty shocking "types" available.(P.S. The measure of the shockingness, can be calculated from observing your victims.)
2) Those huge mountains they make? Carefully arranged cans of cola? What if you accidently bump into one of them. Or pull one out of the center to see if it's any different from the ones outside?
3) Start weeping and crying out loudly, " Why don't they just leave me alone?" when some (unfortunate) clerk comes to you with the may-I-help-you stuff.
4) Move any and all "Caution. Wet floor." signs to not-wet/dry/ carpeted areas.
5) Use the security cameras, as mirrors to dig your noses. (Bet your wondering if I really wasn't kidding in the post earlier this week!!)
6) Hide behind a book/cloth rack and every time I person is going through stuff on the rack, shout "Pick me! Pick me!"
7) You could always, while intently looking at knives ask a clerk where the anti-depressants were...
8) Can try the same thing with rat poison too.
9) If it's a mall or something, and the personnel uses loud speakers to make announcements... when they do, cover up your ears and shout "Oh no! Not those voices in my head again!", like in agony.
10) You could light a few candles or/and start chanting some stuff and shaking and stuff - the usual "tantric" stuff, and when some ayyah bugger takes your seriously... let your creative juices flow.
11) Walk around quitely humming the Mission Impossible theme song.
12) Along the same lines of the previous one : take a call on your cell, or pretend to be talking to someone, in heated whispers, stressing on words like bomb, time left, mission accomlished, yada yada.
13) Pick up a costume, or sit behind one of the big bears in the kid section, and start moving every time a kid gets close to you!
14) Hide behind a counter at the ladies lingerie section, and every time a man turns up issue helpful warnings regarding their wives standing behind them, walking towards them, etc.
15) Open up a bottle of red paint, or a carton of tomato juice and make a trail leading to the changing rooms.
16) Write two chits with a "Meet you in the back, in 5 minutes. Switch off the lights when you enter." and pass them on to two employees/ customers. If your a handsome/beautiful person, you can pretend it's from you, else, just point at the nearest gorgeous/hunky person and say it's from them. Don't forget to see what happens!
17) Set all the clock alarms to ring at 5 minute intervals.
18) Place out-of-service signs near elevators and escalators, and watch people struggle up stairs!
19) Make sufficient noises and walk into a "opposite-sex" changing room with some "opposite-sex" clothes.
20) Call up someone, or just pretend to talk to someone on your phone, and do some dirty talking. Loudly.
21) Walk into a changing room, make funny noises and after a while, yell, "There's no toilet paper/ water in here."
Just be careful to avoid minimum possible contact with security personnel. Also, take care of the cameras and where they are placed and what area they are capturing (Specially, if you want the nose-digging to work). It'd help if your a slick talker with an adorable smile and dimple. Or have good legs.
Happy tripping,
Yours forever sthupitly.
Brought to you, courtsey of F.R.I.E.N.D.S., pogo, observation skills, some forwards on the internet and yours truly.
Disclaimer : The author takes no responsiblity for the outcome of the application of any of the above mentioned techniques.
lol.am certainly going to try ome of these :D......i need some adventure! :D
LOL! That was funny. Perfect for a monday morning read :D
@abhishek : lemme know how it goes. They aren't all fool proof, considering the number of times i've almost landed my lazy-bored-ass into trouble, but what the hell, eh?
@co^th : grazie. I know exactly how terrible monday mornings can be.
Thanks for dropping by you guys,
Yours forever sthupitly.
what'll happen if your sis does the mentioned thingi's with you around ??
How many have you actually tried out? I used to pull some too in my earlier days, I changed the size tags on all the hangers, and set a mini TV running in front of the security camera so that the poor guys would have something to watch. But none of the other, more outrageous ones.
@sis : I'd say go for it. It's one helluva ride.
@sykora: Now there's something I haven't thought of. I guess between you and me, we have all bases covered.
Thanks for dropping by you guys,
Yours forever sthupitly.
i'd ask sis..when is your next shopping spree...???
plz say after my exams plz say its after my exams
hi.(after a long time.)
u've been tagged
@sis: Lol.. i dnt think it's going to be any time soon.
@matt: hello there. hope alls well.
@ay : jeez, thanks.
Thanks for visiting guys,
Yours forever sthupitly.
this template is so much better than the pervious one... somehow the snow was starting to get a little annoyin....
whoa!!! dint know u had a hall of fame thing!! and i am on it now!!!!*hugs*
and i see u call my blog "the jukebox"... whats with that!!!
hahah!
i told you the day you put it on that the snow makes it slow..and you said deal with it
and then aytida said it makes it slow and you change iT!!
whats going on?????????????
lol..anyway both the templates are nice
@ay : Yeah, kinda pissed me off too.
I told you, that's what it'd be. When was the last time you POSTED something!!
And dude, read the post.
:)
@sis: *Bowing down to your highness* ... tusi great ho ji.
Thanks for dropping by guys,
Lotsaluv.