On the road to Trivandrum
Coconut oil in my hair
Warm smell of avial
Rising up through the air
Up ahead in the distance
I saw a bright pink tube-light
My tummy rumbled, I felt weak and thin
I had to stop for a bite
There he stood in the doorway
Flicked his mundu in style
And I was thinking to myself
I don't like the look of his sinister smile
Then he lit up a petromax
Muttering "No power today"
More Mallus down the corridor
I thought I heard them say
Welcome to the Hotel Kerala-fonia
Such a lousy place,
Such a lousy place (background)
Such a sad disgrace,
Plenty of bugs at the Hotel Kerala-fonia
Any time of year
Any time of year (background)
It's infested here
It's infested here
His finger's stuck up his nostril
He's got a big, thick mustache
He makes an ugly, ugly noise
But that's just his laugh
Buxom girls clad in pavada
Eating banana chips
Some roll their eyes, and
Some roll their hips
I said to the manager
My room's full of mice
He said,
Don't worry, saar, I sending you
meen karri, brandy and ice
And still those voices were crying from far away
Wake you up in the middle of the night
Just to hear them pray
Save us from the Hotel Kerala-fonia
Such a lousy place,
Such a lousy place (background)
Such a sad disgrace
Trying to live at the Hotel Kerala-fonia
It is no surprise
It is no surprise (background)
That it swarms with flies
The blind man was pouring
Stale sambar on rice
And he said
We are all just actors here
In Silk Smitha-disguise
And in the dining chamber
We gathered for the feast
We stab it with our steely knives
But we just can't cut that beef
Last thing I remember
I was writhing on the floor
That cockroach in my appam-stew was the culprit,
I am sure
Relax, said the watchman
This enema will make you well
And his friends laughed as they held me down
God's Own Country? Oh, Hell!
Another piece of treasure, I came across, ensaai. God bless the Eagles, and may the song ( the original, of course) live always :)
Yours forever sthupitly.
Hahahaaha....
I rememember this one....someone fwd'd it to me too....
YEAGLES....rotfl :)))
you changing template on public demand???
Oh... How rude!
:(
We're a harmless lot.. Never did anything to anybody..
[sulks in a corner]
Hmm..yeah..I've recieved it as a forward too, but some mallus might find it rude... :)
@all: thanks for bisiting you guys.
Lotsaluv,
Yours forever sthupitly.
bloody awesome.. that guy/girl who wrote its a genius anyways.. keep the posts coming tata~!~
peace love empathy
finally!
You've NEVER commented in the COMMENT section, ever before!
grazie.
Yours forever sthupitly.
p.s : you can thank me for bringing it to you, you daug.
Ha ha ha...
Had read it before. But no matter how many times i read it, it makes me rofl :))
PS: With due respects to my Mallu friends
good thing there aren't any that come here.
Or not to any of my knowledge. Thanks for dropping by.
To the unsuspected mallus, my apologies. No offence.
Yours forever sthupitly.
im a mallu :(
sawwwy!!
damn. Didn't even know.
You've been missed.
Yours forever sthupitly.