What is it with people and christmas. And even those people who have nothing whatsoever to do with the holiday?!?! Everyone goes into hyper mode, starts over analyzing, and looking at their lives with a magnifying glass. And what do you find?
You're *** many years old, alone, bills are lying about waiting to be paid and your best friend ran off with your boy friend. If not true to the hilt, close enough.
Christmas gets out of the way, and it's Valentine s day and it starts all over again... And before you know it, it's christmas again!
So, I'm not at my best, this season. *Flips hair off face in defiant gesture* So, what? No reason why I can't be a grumpy grizzly bear, is there? After all, you don't give me a reason every time you get into that state.
*Takes a calming breath*
It isn't the fact that I'm *** many years old, alone and have bills lying about waiting to be paid and my best friend ran off with my boy friend, that's making me want to stranggle someone. It's the nonsensical frenzy that people drive them selves into, come this time of the year. These times, if you may. People get all depressed and cranky and do some real crazy stuff, just 'cuz they're *** many years old, alone, have bills to pay and their best friend ran off with their boy friend. Just because. Pah.
For those of you are lucky and unlucky enough to be single or coupled(?), whichever way you want to take it, and those of you who always thought this was absolutely crazy here's me taking a bite of the humble pie, and for those of you who like me are just coming to see the light - here's some pointers and laughs, respectively.
1) You might want to not book a candlelight dinner at the hotel that's offering, as it's entertainment for the night - women bartenderes and waitresses. [as opposed to men waitresses, but of course.]
2) There's charm in red roses, chocolates and teddy bears allright - there's irratation and anger and a definite temper tantrum, in red roses, chocolates and teddy bears that your secretary ordered and you came home and worked yourself into a frenzy over until you could read the name on the cards straight and found it to sound familiar.
3) If you have a problem and want help - call the cupid helpline/ hotline - Radisson s contribution to this day and what it brings with it. And I hung on to the hope that at least the five star s won't drop their standards.
4) Taj has decided to call it's special night - the hickey night. Innovative? Impressive? Just lovvrey.
Boy/Girl: I'm taking you somewhere special tonight, sweetheart?
*bats eyelashes*
Girl/Boy: Really? Where?
Boy/Girl: Where going to The veranddah. It's going to be hickey night.
*Slap resounds*
Or maybe it's just me and my cynicism talking. You two love birds carry on.
5) Don't wear red, white, black, blue, violet, green, orange, pink or yellow colored clothes while going to college on the -day. Unless, of course, your in love and want the world to know about it. Personally, I take out my gunny bags this time of the year - even some real fadded stuff will do - no one can figure what color it is then!! *blub lights* - use Rin Advanced on some stuff you own - and then everyone will exclaim yeh naya raang kaunsa hai? Won't be troubled by what message your sending out, and... AND you get publicity!!
6) Before gifting someone with one of those things you bought at the " Buy this for your valentine, and get this1 free!! ", take off the sticker that says " But this for your valentine, and get this1 free!! " - most especially if it offers you a ticket for one to the Bahamas or a night of unlimited access to beer and the ladies of a club or a free 1 year subscription of the Playboy.
7) While on what to gift and what not to - A VLCC membership is not a good idea, no matter what your best friend told you. Also, you might want to keep this best friend away from your girl friend.
Oh get over yourselves. Stop being such big snobs. It really isn't about any of the stuff the other grumpy grizzly single people say - it's really about whats in your heart. If you do this every other day anyway, too good !! Here's another one. If you don't do this every other day, too good!! Here's your chance - bonus? Is that you have to do it only once!!
Now shhooo... Go buy someone a huge bunch of roses or candy - probiotic ice cream may be a good option too... okie okie, me will stop with the making fun. Heres hoping -
- Each of you is well loved, not only on this day, but through the year.
- Each of you finds it in yourself to thank and appreciate the people/person you love most, and make the day special enough so that it lasts till next year.
- Make plans with care. *wink*
- And most importantly, be safe!!
Not all of us are members of the Abstinence CLub in college. In fact, very few of us had the good fortune to even go to a college like the Chellamal College that HAS such a club.
Sigh. *suppresses evil grin*
Happy valentine's day!!
All my love,
SG.
Also, you might want to keep this best friend away from your girl friend.
Heheehehe....tht was a nice one :)
and yes, the tips for each one to do during V-day were nice one..pretty neat...
Happy V-day to you too gal!!
Cheers...
Thank you. It's alot coming from you :)
Have a great day!
Cherrio.
SG.
I've got a Valentines day offer too:
"Girlfriend do, independence lo!
Enjoy your long-lost independence on this Valentine's day by exchanging your girlfriend for your independence!!
Hurry, Offer valid only till stocks last!"
Howzzat?
Any takers out there? No? Bah!
I hate Commercialization & Globalization and all those -ations!!
On a more serious note, today also happens to be Quirkyalone day, the antithesis of V-Day for those of you who are single!
More on my blog...
Cheers!
Shrikant
@ srikanth...ohh,i need to do that kind of advertising too :D....
Anyway,Independence day it is for me...although it wasn't a total waste.Does coffee wit ha friend count as a Valentines Day? :D Else it was a Quirkyalone day (?) for me too.And lol,I think I will note this post down.If I am to ever have a happy valentines,i guess these tips would be necessary :D
me is thinking of two things:
1. what exactly are "men waitresses"???
2. why is cupid single in the first place?
had a good laugh...thanks
hope you had abstained from doing anything and yet had a good time :)
enjoy
@ BS : Hate commercialization (damn THAT'S a long word!) ?? really? Who would've guessed. Hmph.
@ Mr. A: Suar, why not? Everyone else seems to be getting a kick out of it.
Hey your better off than some of us, like I said! And you should know, I don't LIE.
@ Nav: I was trying to point out my "women as waitresses" have you heard of women as waiters? (Even though like actresses is no longer a word, me thinks, waitresses should no longer be a word either.)
If I knew the answer to all of life's questions I wouldn't be writing about how *** many year olds, alone with bills lying around waiting to be paid.
You really are in love, aren't you? That's the fourth or fifth time in succession that you've said something good about what I've written. Either that or you don't talk to bs here enough anymore.
Thanks for dropping by you guys!!
All my love.
oh have i?? but how difficult is it to ascertain the praise to better
posts?
but in answer to your question...honestly, yes i am(or so i think).
enjoy
My My,
Well nice to know ur *** years old and with a lotta bills.. personally i wud sugest paying them off.. unpaid bills are a pain :|
Hope u enjoyed V Day and are not in as much pain as u were when u were writing this post... or how much pain we felt while reading this.. Eye sore :P (j/k)
Nice 1 about the female waitresses.. i wanna go to such a place..
Stay single and Dont mingle XD << best health advice ever.. and also if u have a best friend, dont get a girl/boy friend, if u get a girl or guy, dont have a best friend.. The two dont mix :P
Anyway me going to sleep..
Take care
Rythwin (hope u remember who this is :P )
*Yawns and lifts head from pillow*
Wait... it was Valentine's day?
When? *Scratches head*
What ev! *Goes back to sleep*
@ nav: *sheepish look* You know me and compliments. Really? That's awesome.
Sigh. First ay, then you.. I can clearly picture what my future s going to be like.
@ Ry: Of course I rem who you are. Your the newest person on the block to yawn and complain about every new post I make these days.
And me thinks your right. However sad that might sound. They really don't mix. Unless of course if your real lucky.
@triya : Oh barf.
Thanks for dropping by you guys,
All my love.
Erm, Vacation?
You know, maybe it's just me, but some people have started sounded like stuck records.
*take that sucker*
'forever sthupitly.
hey i can never yawn at ur comments... its just that its been ages since i came around.. so i tried my hand at humor.. (TRIED is right i guess :P) dont rush onto things i said j/k in brackets :@.
Rythwin
Ha, got you buster.
Lol... was just pulling your leg kiddo. There's people who take it sitting down, and then there's people who don't.
All my love.
Stuck record? No!!
Vacation?
Surprising na? Dunno where that came from, really.
All my love.